I lost my glasses. This means I either have to wear contacts all the time and feel like my eyelids have been rubbed with sandpaper or wear my prescription sunglasses and look like a douche/perpetual hangover victim. Is the Ray Charles look in yet?
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I went to the Galleria Borghese today. The collection is great, but the museum itself is infested with gold and pink and curlicues everywhere. It looks like where a unicorn might sleep. Every single inch of the wall, ceiling and floor competes for your attention. It made me want to go to Ikea and just stare at some calm, uninterrupted lines.
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Panini may be the great invention Rome has ever contributed to society.
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Today my face was Photoshopped on to Leonardo DiCaprio's body for a legitimate, school-related purpose (summer classes rock, by the way). This fulfilled the unarticulated dream I've always carried around of being a 1990s heartthrob.
